August 2012
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I loved him most
when he came home from work,
his fingers still curled from...
– Dorianne Laux, “The Shipfitter’s Wife” (via sangredulce)
I love my boyfriend and my friends and at least...
Now if I only could only acquire working lungs and publish a book, life would be pretty okay.
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theratswillfindawayx replied to your post: UGH.
yo, bridesmaids is good as shiit.
Hahaha Yes, yes it is. Probably the best “Shit in the street” scene to ever exist. Plus, puppies in tux’s.
UGH.
Secret: I am beginning to really fucking hate how all-encompassing Derby is.
Like, HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.
I exist. In case you were not aware.
Blahhhh.
Watching “Bridesmaids” aloneeeeeeee. Because this is my life.
Can I please meet a sexy Irish policeman who makes me cappuccino and wants to be in an actual adult relationship where they...
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Gowin deawnashore iss weekenn! Gonna swim ina...
^Keepin’ ma Philly accent strawng.
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I do the dumbest fucking shit sometimes.
I’m really happy that I have incredible friends and a really patient boyfriend who accept my shitshowness for what it is and decide to stick around me.
I’m glad I’m a loveable fuck-up.
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Avengers Gag Reel
hahaha YESSSS. I love all of these people immensely.
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I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
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Thus why this movie is perfect.
PLAYBOY: The sweet, upbeat indie romance (500) Days of Summer was a hit and turned you into a heartthrob.
GORDON-LEVITT: The (500) Days of Summer attitude of “He wants you so bad” seems attractive to some women and men, especially younger ones, but I would encourage anyone who has a crush on my character to watch it again and examine how selfish he is. He develops a mildly delusional obsession over a girl onto whom he projects all these fantasies. He thinks she’ll give his life meaning because he doesn’t care about much else going on in his life. A lot of boys and girls think their lives will have meaning if they find a partner who wants nothing else in life but them. That’s not healthy. That’s falling in love with the idea of a person, not the actual person.
I sent my best friend a picture of my boobs in my...
Pseudo-lesbians for life <3
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I am
a series of
small victories
and large defeats
and I am as
amazed
as...
– Charles Bukowski (via sameoldflame)
eternity-is-lost-on-the-dying:
resilientbastard:
minxe:
goodmorning-beautiful:
this made my day
OMG
Yes.
Dead
This immediately made my day 10,000x’s better. First time I’ve ever heard this song and not hated it lol.
ashotofjac:
It’s funny because people think I’m quiet,
but I’m just listening to everyone’s conversations
and figuring out your weaknesses
and I’ll use them against you to get further in life
because I hate everyone.
hahahaha….yeahhh….oh, GPOY.
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Hi, all sexy people. Can you please smell like...
theratswillfindawayx:
mylo-vida:
filthytricksyhobbitses:
guys
perfume
that smells like books
WAT
Sex.
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Well, that relationship was fun while it lasted.
lol anyone wanna take bets on how much longer this is gonna continue?
I am not happy with you anymore.
Not sure if personal defect
or default relationship mode.
We must be our own before we can be another’s.
– Ralph Waldo Emerson (via brotherofosiris)
Oh, GPOY.
He looked at me like I was crazy. Most of my lovers do, and that’s partly why...
– Jeanette Winterson (via 24ribs)
Whelp, I'm bored.
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My skin is sad. Seven just isn't enough. Thinking...
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the-albino-giraffe:
twentyytwopointeightmiles:
canieatthisshit:
polterpastry:
gladosisbestpony:
Fifty Shades of Grey: the movie! from the director of The Twilight Saga, staring Nick Cage and Miranda Cosgrove, soundtrack by nickelback feat. Justin bieber
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