August 2012
Aug 31st
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Aug 27th
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“I loved him most when he came home from work, his fingers still curled from...”
– Dorianne Laux, “The Shipfitter’s Wife” (via sangredulce)
Aug 27th
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I love my boyfriend and my friends and at least...
Now if I only could only acquire working lungs and publish a book, life would be pretty okay.
Aug 27th
Aug 24th
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Aug 24th
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Aug 24th
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Aug 24th
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theratswillfindawayx replied to your post: UGH. yo, bridesmaids is good as shiit. Hahaha Yes, yes it is. Probably the best “Shit in the street” scene to ever exist. Plus, puppies in tux’s.
Aug 24th
UGH.
Secret: I am beginning to really fucking hate how all-encompassing Derby is. Like, HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII. I exist. In case you were not aware. Blahhhh. Watching “Bridesmaids” aloneeeeeeee. Because this is my life.  Can I please meet a sexy Irish policeman who makes me cappuccino and wants to be in an actual adult relationship where they...
Aug 24th
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Gowin deawnashore iss weekenn! Gonna swim ina...
^Keepin’ ma Philly accent strawng.
Aug 24th
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Aug 23rd
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Aug 23rd
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I do the dumbest fucking shit sometimes. I’m really happy that I have incredible friends and a really patient boyfriend who accept my shitshowness for what it is and decide to stick around me. I’m glad I’m a loveable fuck-up.
Aug 21st
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Avengers Gag Reel hahaha YESSSS. I love all of these people immensely.
Aug 21st
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Aug 20th
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Aug 20th
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I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
Aug 20th
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Thus why this movie is perfect.
PLAYBOY: The sweet, upbeat indie romance (500) Days of Summer was a hit and turned you into a heartthrob.
GORDON-LEVITT: The (500) Days of Summer attitude of “He wants you so bad” seems attractive to some women and men, especially younger ones, but I would encourage anyone who has a crush on my character to watch it again and examine how selfish he is. He develops a mildly delusional obsession over a girl onto whom he projects all these fantasies. He thinks she’ll give his life meaning because he doesn’t care about much else going on in his life. A lot of boys and girls think their lives will have meaning if they find a partner who wants nothing else in life but them. That’s not healthy. That’s falling in love with the idea of a person, not the actual person.
Aug 18th
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Aug 17th
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I sent my best friend a picture of my boobs in my...
Pseudo-lesbians for life <3
Aug 17th
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Aug 16th
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Aug 15th
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Aug 14th
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Aug 13th
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Aug 12th
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Aug 10th
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“I am a series of small victories and large defeats and I am as amazed as...”
– Charles Bukowski (via sameoldflame)
Aug 10th
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eternity-is-lost-on-the-dying: resilientbastard: minxe: goodmorning-beautiful: this made my day  OMG Yes. Dead This immediately made my day 10,000x’s better. First time I’ve ever heard this song and not hated it lol.
Aug 10th
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ashotofjac: It’s funny because people think I’m quiet, but I’m just listening to everyone’s conversations and figuring out your weaknesses and I’ll use them against you to get further in life because I hate everyone. hahahaha….yeahhh….oh, GPOY.
Aug 9th
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Aug 9th
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Aug 9th
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Aug 8th
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Aug 8th
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Hi, all sexy people. Can you please smell like...
theratswillfindawayx: mylo-vida: filthytricksyhobbitses: guys perfume that smells like books WAT Sex.
Aug 8th
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Aug 8th
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Aug 6th
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Aug 6th
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Well, that relationship was fun while it lasted.
lol anyone wanna take bets on how much longer this is gonna continue?
Aug 5th
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I am not happy with you anymore.
Not sure if personal  defect or default relationship mode.
Aug 5th
“We must be our own before we can be another’s.”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson (via brotherofosiris) Oh, GPOY.
Aug 5th
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“He looked at me like I was crazy. Most of my lovers do, and that’s partly why...”
– Jeanette Winterson   (via 24ribs)
Aug 4th
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Whelp, I'm bored.
Aug 3rd
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My skin is sad. Seven just isn't enough. Thinking...
Aug 3rd
Aug 3rd
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Aug 2nd
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the-albino-giraffe: twentyytwopointeightmiles: canieatthisshit: polterpastry: gladosisbestpony: Fifty Shades of Grey: the movie! from the director of The Twilight Saga, staring Nick Cage and Miranda Cosgrove, soundtrack by nickelback feat. Justin bieber Sponsored by Crocs and internet explorer with movie posters written in comic sans
Aug 1st
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