I FINALLY GOT CABLE IN THE APARTMENT.
I NEVER HAVE TO WATCH LAW AND ORDER MARATHONS AGAIN.
Quitting, giving up, throwing in the towel,...
And I don’t know how to express to someone that I care about that just giving up is infinitely more embarrassing and defeating than standing up for yourself and saying “maybe you’re good, but I can do better.” Even if you’re never better, even if you SUCK every time you try and do that thing that’s challenging you, at least you got moxie. I will never...
Goin' to dah beachhhh.
Gonna make the pages of my classic literature all sweaty while I read things that are too intellectual for a beach, and eat pb&j’s, and watch boyfriend run around like a 5-year-old who tries to convince me to also run around until he gives up and realizes that I don’t like to have fun in the way that normal people have fun because I’ll die of heat exhaustion and taste like a...
We should ban life jackets and other flotation...
allwelovexweleavebehind asked: hey happy fucking birthdayy
bodyxcount asked: Happy Birthday!
Holy fuck. I'm 23-years-old today.
How am I alive? lol Happy birthday to me!
Hahaha. But seriously. Accurate.
Me: Hey organs, hows about you work today?
Pancreas: Nah, Calling in sick, sort your own enzymes out
Lungs: Sorry what was that? I was too busy filling with mucus and contracting
Stomach: Let me play you the song of my people. Also you're about to have some intense pains lol
Me: ........seriously guys?
I think it’s degrading to women to say porn is inherently degrading to women. Of...– In defense of porn - The Daily Cardinal (via sexisnottheenemy)
It’s so hard to forget pain, but it’s even harder to remember sweetness. We have...– Chuck Palahniuk (via troubled)
It’s a uniquely American prudishness. You can write the most detailed, vivid...– Author George R. R. Martin (A Song of Ice and Fire.) Interview published in May 2012 Rolling Stones Magazine. (via sweetupndown9)
Can't breathe. Lungs will eat me.
But seriously though. I actually can’t. This weather sucks. Tobi time.
romeo: hey i just met you.
romeo: and this is crazy.
romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
romeo: so marry me maybe.
Moving is kind of difficult when NO ONE WILL...
Slut” is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say “yes”....– (via momentoamoris)
Anonymous asked: Wait! I came up with one! What would be the theme song of your life?
Anonymous asked: Would you like me to ask you stuff?
My Tumblr Life
me: ask me something?
me: ok. I will reblog some photos.
What doesn't kill you makes you "inspirational" to...
genderbitch: What? Isn’t that the saying?
So I bought this shower curtain for my new...