Mattie. 23. Philly, PA.
Jeremy Glass, We Can’t Get Lost Anymore (via her0inchic)
I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.
24 on the 24th, bitchesssss.
Let the Facebook onslaught of birthday messages from people I actively don’t speak to begin!!
celestialwurm said: You were thinking about how amazingly motivated you are :O!
-Or completely crazy. lol I just want to stop being such a lazy bum. So, for now, hello yoga AND ab-cercising. Yes. I just made up my own exercise word. And I’m also eating Dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets, which is probably incredibly counterproductive. ::sigh:: Thus is life.