Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
…I can fit my legs in a size zero…then the rest of me just laughs and laughs and laughs.
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Jeremy Glass, We Can’t Get Lost Anymore (via her0inchic)
I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.
(Source: shesdonejim)
24 on the 24th, bitchesssss.
Let the Facebook onslaught of birthday messages from people I actively don’t speak to begin!!
This man, James Verone, robbed a bank for one dollar. Why only one dollar? Because he knew that in prison he could get the medical care he could not afford with his part time salary as a convenience store clerk. He was approved for food stamps, but they did little to help his finances. Between his back problems, carpel tunnel, and arthritis, he simply couldn’t handle the pain any longer.
On June 9th, he sent a letter to his local paper, the Gaston Gazette, that stated: “When you receive this a bank robbery will have been committed by me. this robbery is being committed by me for one dollar. I am of sound mind but not so much sound body.”
He then took a cab to the RBC Bank, and handed the teller a note asking for one dollar and medical attention. He quietly took a seat in the lobby and waited for police to arrive.
Since Verone only stole one dollar, he was only charged with larceny. His bail, which he doesn’t plan to pay is set at $2,000, reduced from the normal $100,000. He’s scheduled to see a doctor this Friday, and hopes to get foot surgery, back surgery and to have a protrusion on his check treated.
To me, this is the perfect example of how disturbingly corrupt and unjust our health care system has become under HMO’s. For this man, or any person for that matter, feels that he needs to be imprisoned just to see a doctor, is ridiculous.
This is exactly what I hate about America. Why is it that you can buy an entire house with money you don’t have, but still can’t apply for health care if you don’t meet the requirements? That’s messed up.
celestialwurm said: You were thinking about how amazingly motivated you are :O!
-Or completely crazy. lol I just want to stop being such a lazy bum. So, for now, hello yoga AND ab-cercising. Yes. I just made up my own exercise word. And I’m also eating Dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets, which is probably incredibly counterproductive. ::sigh:: Thus is life.
You’re on my list of
“Men old enough to be my father that I would bang literally to death”
^seconded.
(Source: ohrobertdowneyjr)